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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Let me just start by saying this game is excellent. Upon loading in, I was blessed with the beauty of a gorgeous white pristine apartment. With two bedrooms, I couldn't help but immerse myself in a life where I'm successful enough to stand around in my apartment and jerk myself off. Beauty, some would say, is the key to a person's soul. Well, I can successfully say that this game has plenty of keys to person's souls.

Pros of this game:
-The ♥♥♥♥ physics are incredible. I have not yet explored the woman's physics (they give me anxiety) but I can assure you that the men's physics are definitely up to par.
-The launch maps are nice. The apartment is beautiful; a place I'd love to call home.
-I was able to make myself ♥♥♥. I worked very hard and that beautiful white spurt was simply enchanting. The dev definitely knows how to reward a player for their hard work!
-No battlepass! as an r/gaming user, I can't stand a battlepass.
-Multiplayer allows for roleplay (wife's boyfriend, friends enjoying times, hangout session, love, etc)

Cons of this game:
-I wish there was more to do. As a man of intellect, I prefer to treat people with respect before I try to have sex with them (I have never done this). I wish the devs would add cooking, maybe nintendo switch, and wife's boyfriend for lore.
-Speaking of lore, where is the story??? I love to indulge in a wonderful setting and story to immerse myself! Why am I at this apartment? Why can I have up to 10 people (preferably men because women make me anxious) in my apartment? Why is it so clean? I hope the devs end up adding some story so I can fully enjoy the game.
-It was really hard to ejaculate. I worked very hard. My wrist hurt from working so hard. I only mustered a single spurt, Nevertheless my friends cheered me on!
-More ♥♥♥♥ sizes would be nice. The ♥♥♥♥ in this game is too big. It is very unrealistic for me as a player. Allow us to change ball sizes as well which would allow you to spurt more or less beautiful juice.
-I could not figure out how to use a dildo on myself. I will investigate further as this interests me.
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13 Comments
KILLADAGOON666 22 Mar @ 5:25pm 
(SLOW CLAP) YOU SIR ARE A ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN!!!
Mads04 21 Jul, 2024 @ 6:49pm 
real.
ttvsirdrakn 20 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16am 
wdym the size is unrealistic? Looks just like mine
RacistRabbit 4 Mar, 2024 @ 11:20pm 
did ya figure out how to use a dildo?
John 4 Mar, 2024 @ 6:15pm 
GOAT
☯ EMERALD 707☯ 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:10pm 
you weird fucking guy bro aint no way bro made a fucking essay
Kommandantwolf 14 Dec, 2023 @ 6:26am 
cant tell if his srs of not or just memeing at this point...im fuckin ded tho
Master 22 Jun, 2023 @ 7:26pm 
have you considered being gay?
QtLanaa 11 Nov, 2022 @ 5:36pm 
10/10 review would defo buy but id get killed by my friends for having it, fun times tho xx
JohnnyDeath 10 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38pm 
This cant go on nintendo lmao