Recent reviews by uood5

A genuinely perfect sequel

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 400 hours in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games, all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a xbox 360 classic instead so she started crying because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women, not men. I am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

this game cured my depression

One of the most enjoyable games I've ever played

This game is frankly flawless. Does exactly what you'd expect it to: Be a fantastic sandbox for making marble runs of any size. Developer is responsive and friendly, community is great, and you can easily sink hours into this game. 10/10

i hate it

More of what made DOOM 2016 brilliant.

10/10 would abuse steam sale again. subscribe to the spiffing brit.