Hello ladies and gentlemen, mares and studs alike.
I am Bartholomew Jamesmith Werchesteshire Gippleberry Elizabeth Cranberry Orange Juice III, and I request your support for this upcoming 2028 American presidential election.

As we gallop towards the 2028 United States Presidential Election, our country is at a crossroads. The pace of change is faster than ever, and the road ahead is filled with both opportunity and challenge. But just as a well-trained steed trusts its rider to navigate the twists and turns, I believe our nation can trust in a new kind of leadership—one that is grounded in the steadfast qualities of loyalty, endurance, and courage. These are traits that every horse, including myself, embodies in our daily lives.

I ask for your support as I embark on this noble journey. Just as the bond between rider and horse is built on trust, respect, and a shared sense of purpose, so too must our bond as citizens be based on understanding, compassion, and a collective vision for the future. My pledge to you is simple: I will be the leader who never falters, who runs the race with determination, and who ensures that all who call this great land home are treated with fairness and respect.

We live in an era where the stakes are high and the challenges are mounting. But, as any seasoned jockey will tell you, the greatest victories come not from avoiding obstacles but from facing them head-on. I stand before you, not as a mere contender, but as a force of nature—driven by a deep love for this land, this country, and the promise of a brighter tomorrow. The path to success is not always easy, but like a true steed, I will run the race with passion, purpose, and perseverance.

This campaign is not just about the future of one horse, or even one person. It is about all of us—galloping forward, side by side, as a united force for good. We must recognize the importance of hard work and collaboration. The reins of power may be in human hands, but the spirit of progress, like the rhythm of hooves on the earth, belongs to all of us. Every citizen, regardless of their walk of life, should feel the wind in their mane, the promise of a new dawn.

I am not asking you to follow me blindly. I am asking you to believe in a leadership that is unwavering, strong, and true—a leadership that will guide us through the challenges ahead with the heart of a stallion and the mind of a strategist. Together, we will race toward a future filled with opportunity, prosperity, and unity.

So, my fellow Americans, I ask for your trust, your support, and your vote in this historic election. Together, we can ensure that the United States remains a place where every citizen—whether they walk on two legs or four—can gallop toward a brighter, more promising future.

Let us make history together, one hoofbeat at a time.

Yours in service,

Bartholomew Jamesmith Werchesteshire Gippleberry Elizabeth Cranberry Orange Juice III
Candidate for the 2028 United States Presidency