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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 700.2 hrs on record (585.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54am
Updated: 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

You know the sea has made you a pirate when one day you wake up and you're no longer the one yelling "Captain, there's a ship behind us, WHATEVERSHALLWEDO" but the maniac on the back ship practicing their crab dance on the bowsprit while the crew prepares for the first chain shot.
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