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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 2:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:53am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:23am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:16am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:59am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:36am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 6:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:14am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:07am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 6:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 5:41am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 8:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:37am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:51am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 5:35am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:03am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:27am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 7:07am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 3:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:19pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:21am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:13pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:51pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:41am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:42pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 3:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 3:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:44am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 3:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:57am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:43am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:42pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:01am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 5:14am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:46am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:52am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 4:55am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 3:02am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:54am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:04am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 6:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm