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(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo, Perish, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing, I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is
I am here to tell you that I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
"history of aggressive outbursts that sometimes verge on violence"
"lack of regard for the safety and wellbeing of others, including drascus in particular" drascus being drascus
romaniabro was upset in 2017 that drascus and his schizoid delusions were moved into a new home, and he wanted more attention. romaniabro "stormed around their rental home, slamming doors and screaming at them. He refused to leave until drascus' schizoid delusions said they would call the police"
When romaniabro was once referred to as the "cameraman" while filming a video in a Gym setting, romaniabro "became angry and began yelling"
romaniabro once got angry and in drascus' face while filming in 2018, and wanted to be on camera more instead of the other way around.