I'll click on the internet
Content so bad it makes me sweat
Load up the modem get ready to nut
It's another night where I can't spell butt
Go on Google to find my fix
Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits?
I don't know how to operate an internet browser
I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers
'Cause I don't know how to turn off caps lock
Now my desktop is full of ♥♥♥♥
I download everything
(Skeleton boomer) dumb enough to use Bing
(I'm a skeleton boomer) I'll microwave my phone
(Skeleton boomer) 'cause I'm bad to the bone
I cannot figure out technology
I'm downloading viruses constantly
Facebook is my source of facts
My memes have a million artifacts
My phone is exploding with bloatware
Filled with a million programs
And I don't have a single care (yeah)
I download everything
(Skeleton boomer) dumb enough to use Bing
(I'm a skeleton boomer) I'll microwave my phone
(Skeleton boomer) 'cause I'm bad to the bone
I simply just don't give a damn
Now I'll fall for an email scam
There goes my icons
I'll buy another computer
Time to hop on my flame decal scooter
It's Internet Explorer for life
Wow, I really hate my wife
I'm a thousand years old but I refuse to learn
For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn
Caps lock in the YouTube comment field
Now to install another computer virus shield
I download anything
(Skeleton boomer) dumb enough to use Bing
(I'm a skeleton boomer) I'll microwave my phone
(Skeleton boomer) 'cause I'm bad to the bone
The computer is on fire
The mouse is in the fryer
I'm pouring sand into my printer
I think chips are for dinner
I'm the skeleton boomer