Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
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Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote. Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
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No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a
dirty little beast.
-- W.S. Gilbert
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Natural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial
moment tended to ask themselves questions like "What is my purpose in
life?" very quickly lacked both.
(Interesting Times)
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(Scully sees deep sea diving suit in Mulder's office)
Mulder: It looked great on me in the store!

"The X-Files: Aprocrypha"
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man --
who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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