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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:01am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:50am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:00pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:29pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:40pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:32am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:05pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:45am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:42am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:40am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 8:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:54am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:09pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:35am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:12am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:09am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:35am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:22pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:25am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:09pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:04pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:10am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:30am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:49am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:06pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:43am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:43am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:24pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:45pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:08pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:45am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:53am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:42am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:03am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 10:43am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 11:06am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:28pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:46pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:10pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:19pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 1:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 4:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:50pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 6:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:39pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:03pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:05am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:55pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:39am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 4:03pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:21pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:53pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:25pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:56pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:24pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:24pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 1:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 9:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:51am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:33pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:05pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:41am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:12am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:29pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:54pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:52pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:55pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:09am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:54am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:33pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:34pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:43am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:36pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:41pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:17pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:14am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:29pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:02pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:30am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:00am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:51pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:37am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:53am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:35pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:08am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:08am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:34pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:44pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:52am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:42pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:00pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:25pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:32pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:19pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:37am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 1:33am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:37am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:03pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:14pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:00am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:00am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:59pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:35am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:09am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:08am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:30am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:15am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:11pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:53am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:44am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:37pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:43pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:33am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 1:52am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:25pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:47pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:52pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:49pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:32am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:50pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:06pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:23pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:28pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:02pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:27am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 1:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:25pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:38am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:39pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:12am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:45am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:55am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:04pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:43pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:10pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 11:20am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:04pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:34am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:40am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked