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Morbius is a 2022 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name, produced by Columbia Pictures in association with Marvel. Distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing, it is the third film in Sony's Spider-Man Universe (SSU). Directed by Daniel Espinosa and written by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless, it stars Jared Leto as Dr. Michael Morbius, alongside Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, and Tyrese Gibson. In the film, Morbius and his surrogate brother Milo become living vampires after curing themselves of a rare blood disease.

There were several attempts to bring Morbius to the big screen since 1998, including joining the Blade franchise and having a solo film produced by Artisan Entertainment, neither of which ever came to fruition. After announcing plans for a new shared universe of films inspired by Spider-Man related characters beginning with Venom (2018), Sony began developing a film based on Morbius. Sazama and Sharpless had written a script by November 2017, and Leto and Espinosa officially joined in June 2018. Work on the film began at the end of the year with further casting, ahead of production starting in London in February 2019. Filming was confirmed to have been completed by June 2019, with reshoots happening in Los Angeles the following February.

Morbius premiered at the Plaza Carso in Mexico City on March 10, 2022, and was theatrically released in the United States on April 1, 2022, after being delayed several times from an initial July 2020 date primarily due to the COVID-19 pandemic. The film was a box office bomb, grossing over $163 million worldwide, and received largely negative reviews from critics, with criticism towards its writing, visual effects, and post-credits scenes, though Smith's performance received some praise.

KTV紅腫著雙眼，進了蹦蛙辦公室，遞上一個紙箱。嘉航喊過003，要她收下了就請對方走人。KTV卻不肯離開，看著嘉航夫妻，欲言又止。最後她似乎下定決心，哽咽著說道。

「你哥哥，他走之前要我和你說，對不起。不論是工商、還是魔甘娜事件……他都……」話還沒說完，嘉航不耐煩地打斷。

「好了啦！走都走了，還屁話一堆！」他扯下了KTV手中的紙箱，用力地拆開，「死了還留什麼垃圾給我！」

紙箱裂開後，只掉出一只斑駁的便當盒。003和KTV面面相覷，不明所以。但嘉航卻冷靜了下來，用顫抖的手撿起了那舊舊的便當盒。他將蓋子打開，裡頭放了一張字條。

「嘉航，還記得小時候你總是挑食，想吃小叮噹的廣東粥。那時候老爸怕黃老師生氣，總是不敢幫你買。你知道嗎？其實廣東粥都是我替你買的。當我最後想起你，想到的不是我們吵架的種種，而是我翹課替你買廣東粥的回憶。對不起，我的弟弟，哥哥先走一步了。」

嘉航抱著便當盒，哭得像個孩子。他沒曾想過，這個老死不相往來的陌生人，在生命的最後，還是承認了自己的錯，還是叫了自己一聲弟弟。

「喔，是喔，真的假的……好了啦，特哥椅子哥……我的哥哥。」

「想回到過去，試著讓故事繼續；至少不再讓妳離我而去…分散時間的注意，這次會抱得更緊……」
新竹家園門口前，一個油膩的胖子手上捧著鮮花、頂住羞澀唱著周杰倫的歌，希望能挽回跟他離婚的老婆。
在副歌唱到高潮處003終於牽著航航的小手從門口現身，眼中帶淚、淚中帶笑。場面溫馨，油膩胖子身後的一眾親友團基隆東、龜狗、四阿姨、瘋狗、KYT等紛紛拍手叫好。
辣個拉風的胖子顛簸的往前走了幾步，微喘的將鮮花遞出。003伸出右手捧起她昔日摯愛的臉龐。

忽然一個巴掌打得胖子臉頰五花肉劇烈晃動。胖子睜大眼睛，一臉不可置信。
而003則是收起怒容，淡淡的說一句：
「沒有啦…只是做做效果而已啦。」

轟轟轟轟隆隆隆隆—

一輛大卡車駛過。
龐大的噪音使酣睡的拾荒中年從報紙堆中驚醒。他一臉茫然的左顧右盼，彷彿想弄清楚自己在哪裡。剛剛前妻那句話仍然記憶猶新…
油膩痴肥的胖子坐起，任憑報紙滑落路旁……原來自己依然在龍山寺捷運站出口旁邊的路燈底下，沒有妻子、沒有兒子、沒有哥哥、沒有大嫂也沒有朋友們更沒有周杰倫的歌與鮮花，孤零零一人。

胖子笑了。
笑中帶癲……
看來這次這個效果，要一輩子做下去了……

這個露娜就是讚啦

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