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saloonkeepers were Democrats.
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You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake
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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
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"You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks,
but now you find out you have a habit that sticks,
you're an orgasm addict,
you're always at it,
and you're an orgasm addict."
-- The Buzzcocks
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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"The significant owl hoots in the night."
(Guards! Guards!)
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Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye,
particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Enter Conversing"
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What fools these morals be!
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Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYr8ig0ok8