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Sam i need to confirm your birth certificate

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well since ur asking i mite as well tell u, my mum and dad died years before i wos born so i hav never nown them but sometimes i fink about wot they r like nd i think well





then i go to a shop nd walk round but i dnt have any money then i go outside where i left my chicago lego set and someone stole it but i was like well at least i still have my batman set but then i realised i dont have a batman set because my parents are dead so i went back in to the shop and saw the man and asked if he could help and he said go away this isnt a shop this is my house go away so i went away and got on a bus and went to chicago but i couldnt ecause i didnt have any money so i went home then found that my dog was dead so went to the pantomine but i thought i saw batman but it was a robber and he was like yeah

hello im from frankfurt and people tell me im down syndrome but i just say so is your moma then they say what the ♥♥♥ r u talkin about then im leik shut up then they say wow ur retarded and im like yeah well and they say wot and i say yeah

Hey buddy!!