This man collects games like I collect depressing thoughts.

My Anus is on HIGH ALERT

When a man stares down the barrel of a gun, two things should enter his mind:
1) is my name Luke
2) If my name is Luke my time has come.

This man terrorised my sheep farm in the Outer Hebrides for decades before he fused his legs onto his chair. Now he terrorises the neighbourhoods of the inner cities for fun.