Grzegorz Posiadłość's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:00am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:36am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:08am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:19am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:16am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 8:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:01am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:30am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:02am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:04am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:03am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:39am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:30am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:58pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 2:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:22am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 9:10am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:54am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:03am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:54am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:51am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:37am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:37am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:30am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:51am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:52pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 11:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:19am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:34am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:51am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:19am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:13am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 4:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:25pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:56am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:00am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 8:56am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 6:09am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:02am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:50am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 3:50am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:19am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:29pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:02am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:57am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 10:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 9:50am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:58pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:57am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:28am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 10:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:24am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan @ 7:20am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:29am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:13am