Yes I'm A Banana, Yes I Play Video Games. No, You Can't Eat Me.

If You Want To Play With Me:

1. Don't Treat Me Differently Than Any Other Gamer. Just Because I Am Technically A Fruit Doesn't Mean I'm Special, Although Compliments Are Nice ;)

2. No Jokes Please! I Know You Probably Don't Mean Anything By It But When I Get Nervous I Tend To Get Brown Spots..

3. Do Not Add Me Without Permission! I Know You Probably Don't Get Out Much, And Bananas Might Seem Like A Rarity To You... But I Have To Much Fertilization As It Is!

Oh And, Don't Hit On Me You Silly Monkeys <3