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You notice a shop. There is a man inside with four items for sale. It's your choice to either purchase the items or steal them. Be warned that theft will not be taken lightly by those crazy shopkeepers. Spelunky 2 is one of the most difficult video games of all time. It is, in my opinion, also one of the greatest of all time. There is so much to do in this game, and having to adapt every run to new challenges and obstacles makes the game extremely replayable. The existence of alternate paths, secrets, choices and everything else all comes together and truly creates a one of a kind experience. It's your choice to either attack an enemy or just jump over it and carry on. When you die, it's for good. And it usually happens rather quickly. The learning curve on this game is very steep, it definitely helps to have played the previous game. However, anyone has the capability to achieve great things with practice and patience. Give this game a try and learn from your mistakes. After all, there are likely many more undiscovered secrets, exploits and more waiting to be discovered by a fresh set of eyes.

I'm having so much fun with this game, I would totally recommend to anyone in general. I love how all the campaign is multiplayer, it's awesome. Plus 700 achievements is a great long-time goal. Of course Halo 4 is also included in here, but hey folks at least it's not Halo 5.

This game is the epitome of my depression. Let's have a flashback. Mid day. April 2020. I sit in my home, bored and staring at the wall. Many great games have come out recently, but I'm looking for more. I'm looking for a game I can pour ALL of my time in to. One of those games, like TF2 or CS:GO. I decide to look online and do some research, and I stumble across this forbidden apple tree. After loading it up, I was horrified. The stair section at the beginning of the game is an extreme parkour challenge designed for only the most able parkour masters, so as you'd expect I struggled for a little over 30 minutes. After I conquered the stairs, we had to go around in the hub world. And it was AWFUL. For 3 HOURS that I could have spent eating pretzel sticks in my bathtub, I played THIS. The game creators thought it would be a funny little joke to make it impossible for people who are completely blind to participate in the game, so this part was exceptionally hard for me. But at long last, I had conquered my greatest challenge. I had beaten the game welcome to heaven. But then, I realized that you could banish people to hell. This game is a complete quirk, but don't get me wrong. If YOU have 3-4 hours to spare as well, play it! But if you value time, don't! This game is harder than Dark Souls. (Sorry if this review is bias I received the product for free.) Also I may note I got a fully decked out PC specially made and embroidered specifically for the participation of this game, and it was a complete waste of $70,000.

Brilliant.

The first half of the game, the music is fun.

The second half of the game, you feel extreme anxiety and fear of everything.

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This game is cool because you can actually mess with the game's files and when characters die do funny stuff. The character all have files.

Stardew Valley is a really fun game that is special because of it's ability to be a blast on your own or with a few buddies. Most games are better singleplayer only or multiplayer only. I'd recommend to anyone looking to have fun and have a bit of a challenge. With everything you can do, including farming, ranching, fishing, mining, attacking, looting, trading, selling, foraging, dating and building, you'll never grow tired.

This game is fantastic. Terraria has so many possibilities, and it gets even better with some friends to play with. Every stage of the game is enjoyable, from your first underground chest to your decimation of the endgame challenges. A good game is marked by your ability to complete it and want to play it even more. With hundreds of hours on the game, I have explored many possibilities and will likely continue to try new things in the future. There are different difficulty modes available to accommodate different types of players, from Journey Mode, which allows for lots of creativity, to Master Mode, and even the "For the Worthy" challenge. Overall, this masterpiece isn't going away anytime soon and will continue to be a great game in many regards.

This is a great game! I would recommend to anyone!

I really liked this game. I would say the musical youtuber path is my favorite, but I tried gaming. This game is interesting and I recommend it to anyone with some spare time AND some spare cash. My only complaint is that they raised the price from $15 to $25. I got it when it was only $15, but I may not have bought if $25. Still a great game.

Undertale is the best game ever! I will always love the CHARA-cters and setting in the game. Thanks Toby Fox and the rest of the undertale crew!