Recent reviews by Kingcrabdd

I had sex with 3 prostitutes and didn't get any STD's.

Spawned near the shore. After fighting a couple mean zombies, I walked my way inland with no weapons but a kitchen knife. I found Staroye, went straight for the police station. YES! finally got a gun! Shotgun with no ammo. Walked my way towards some military camps. YES!! A pistol and sniper? Alright.. We need ammo now. Walked again towards Dolina. By this time, I was starving with barely no food. No canned foods.. No chickens. I barely could've kept my feet up after fighting those crazy hairy zombified men. Finally arrived at Dolina, and heard a massive gunshot. I walked towards it to find myself hearing another player loading their weapons in a house. Laid in a bush right outside.. They fell right into my trap. Fired my pump action shotgun with only 1 bullet, and managed to kill em. Little did I know, two zombified men wanted to taste my delicious guts. I fought for my life. Barely fought em off limping on my legs. Looted the guy.. A suppressed sniper, shotgun rounds, suppressed Glock. Dude was loaded. I grabbed his weapons and canned sardine and left to a house right next to me. I ate the canned sardines, so delicious. I walked right out and died as soon as I took step out because of starvation. I guess canned sardines don't cut it. 10/10 game would walk for 4 hours and die of starvation again.

1. Leave the house
2. Get swarmed by 5 zombies
3. Walk away
4. Attract 12 more
5. Get absolutely mauled
6. Repeat
12/10 would get mauled by 17 zombies again

I spent my family's savings on premiums