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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:44am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:39am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 9:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 1:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:57am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 1:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:52pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:44am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:36am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 10:43am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 5:32pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:34pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 2:09pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 6:36pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 1:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 1:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 7:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:28am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 4:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 1:32pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 3:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 9:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 11:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:13am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 1:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 10:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 10:02pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 6:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 12:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 10:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 2:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:28am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 10:31am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:57pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:53pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:06am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 12:36am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 4:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 2:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 11:12pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 12:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 1:21am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 2:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:03am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 3:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 12:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 12:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 10:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 5:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 11:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 12:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 7:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:11am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 10:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 4:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:36am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 10:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 10:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 6:34pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 8:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:03pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:02am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked