I'm just meming in your head rent-free.

My entire comment section is why we can't have nice things

Whenever I see Absol I can’t hold myself back, It takes every ounce in me to not splurg in my pants when I see the color’s white and blue. I have caught over ten thousand Absol’s to add to my rapindly increasing Absol harem and it’s only getting bigger. Absol is the only thing that turns me on, I stopped watching all porn the first time I saw Absol, my ♥♥♥♥ get’s unbelievably hard when I see her. When I mega evolved my first Absol baby batter immediately started spewing all over my room and gave my walls a new coat of paint. I have wet dreams about having sex with Absol every night, I would grab her horn and ♥♥♥♥ her faster than a jackhammer. I have bought every pokemon game just so I can see Absol in each one, I spend all of my time staring at pictures of Absol. I even quit my job to pursue my new Absol passion, I love Absol so much. TLDR? I like Absol a bit. -Ronin

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The YiffnessGram™ Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 200 pound bara furry test will begin in 30 nyas. Line up at the cage doors. The breeding speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [nyaa!!~<33] A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~] Remember to yiff in a fursuit, and yiff as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a whole yiff before the nya, your furry♥♥♥♥♥is over. The test will begin on the word meow. On your bark, get yiffy, meow!!~