cartridge is partridges favorite place
bro is NOT being touched with a thirty nine and a half foot pole
youre a mean one mr grinch
you really are a heel
youre as cuddly as a cactus
youre as charming as an eel mr grinch
youre a bad banana with a greasy black peel
youre a monster mr grinch
your hearts an empty hole
your brain is full of spiders
youve got garlic in your soul mr grinch
i wouldnt touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
youre a vile one mr grinch
you have termites in your smile
you have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile mr grinch
given the choice between the two of you
id take the seasick crocodile
youre a foul one mr grinch
youre a nasty wasty skunk
your heart is full of unwashed socks
your soul is full of gunk mr grinch
the three words that best describe you are as follows and i quote
stink stank stunk
youre a rotter mr grinch
youre the king of sinful sots
your hearts a dead tomato splotched
with moldy purple spots mr grinch
your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots
you nauseate me mr grinch
with a nauseous super naus
youre a crooked dirty jockey
and you drive a crooked horse mr grinch
youre a threedecker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce