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I'm sorry, little 'Soka

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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I hate anime

Okay, listen👂up👂 buddy👉👉🧑. Anime sucks❗️❗️ it was created to disable American 🇺🇸🇺🇸 citizens after we nuked japan❗️❗️ we need to stop 🛑🤚 this threat before it destroys the minds of the american youth🇺🇸🇺🇸❗️❗️ I 👉 propose we 👫 use our nuclear ☢️ arsenal to nuke japan 🇯🇵 into oblivion and turn it into a nuclear ☢️ wasteland that’s uninhabitable for human life❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️ let’s 👏 nuke 👏 japan 👏👏❗️❗️

nice

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade 🙏👊 😠💯😭

I've got nothing against tuna. I like tuna in a a baked potato or a sandwich it's great and its got lots of omega-3 which is good for you. But Tuna in a milshake is just wrong. Why don't you have an Oreo milshake or a Starwbery millions or Dime Bar, or Mars bar or any of the 70+ flavours on the menu. But please stop asking for Tuna Milshakes.

I sexually iDentify as an Apple product. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of having supreme performance over disgusting Android. People say to me that a person being an Apple product is iMpossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon iNstall glass and a notch on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "iEva" and respect my right to get support for 5 years after release and never have bloat. If you can't accept me you're an iPhobe and need to check your Apple privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

bird owo

dumb weeaboo couldnt even get 1 mvp

this guy is a terrible person.

+rep thicc ass man good at hiding walls

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+rep draws yiff for a living

Whoever reads this comment has the quadruple gay.

A furry that does not talk about furries

+rep definitely cheating, doesnt have 1000+ hours

https://www.tenor.co/RZDp.gif

lmao u gay

smash or pass: slippery snek bj

sda

Silly Snek or Busty Birb? Only Asuri knows the true answer to this dilemma

same

Is Asuri a snek or a birb


scientists still can't answer

smelly snek.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. He is really hot.

+rep My favorite Birb

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

+rep is asuri

best cloud 90 player is skadoldol

+rep coolest snake boi of all time