artorias
jun   United States
 
 
Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED.
YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED.
EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE.GET IT TWISTED.
THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS.
Currently In-Game
DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Favorite Game
56
Hours played
42
Achievements
Recent Activity
98 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
48 hrs on record
last played on 1 Sep
271 hrs on record
last played on 31 Aug
mangoes and oranges 14 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34pm 
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motherr 29 Feb, 2020 @ 5:57am 
your ♥♥♥♥ flattening appointment is scheduled for: 4:00PM
remember, a no show will cost you $50!
sex god 24 Feb, 2020 @ 8:12pm 
hi
Marshmallow 31 Jan, 2020 @ 3:34am 
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
jester of the court 21 Nov, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic li