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A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.
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Peter: Hey, camera guy. Check this out. [holding up an old woman puppet]
Peter: 'Peter Griffin and Madame.' Oh, Madam, you're a lusty old gal, aren't you?
Peter: [as Madame] You're the one with your hand up my backside, darling.
Peter: Oh! She got me!
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GOOD-NIGHT, everybody ... Now I have to go administer FIRST-AID to my
pet LEISURE SUIT!!
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"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
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I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once
in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I
got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"
-- Steven Wright
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I'm meditating on the FORMALDEHYDE and the ASBESTOS leaking into my
PERSONAL SPACE!!
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