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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:09am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:21am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:42am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:43am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:23am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 10:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:38am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 4:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 7:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:43am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:31am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 5:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:03am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:38am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:56am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:49am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:18pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:58am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:32am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:59am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 4:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:21pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:31am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:13am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:29am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:29am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:33pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:28pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:29pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:30pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:30pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:29am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:33am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:25am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:40am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:14am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:17am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:02pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:28am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:09am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:07pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:07am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:54am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:42am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:41am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:06pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:25pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 5:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:24am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:53pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:19am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:15am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:30am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:17pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:12pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:56am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:47am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:42pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:35am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:16am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:39am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:34pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 4:33pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:20am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 12:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:56pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:34am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:04am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:50pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:31am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 11:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:29am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:50am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 5:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm



Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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