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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:18pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:24pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May @ 12:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:41am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:44pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:11pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:15pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:34pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:06pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:45am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:41am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:21pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:00am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:31pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:27pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:16pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:00pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:22pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:29am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:47am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:12am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:14pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:58am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:11am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 11:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:59am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:22am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:44am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:42am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:09am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:09pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:23pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 May @ 2:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:23pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 May @ 3:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:37pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:27pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:41pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:41pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:58pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:41am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:46am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:53pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:05pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:44am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:45am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:29am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:51am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:05pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:25pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:55am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:26pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:55pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:34pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:40pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:09pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:51am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:49am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:53pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:05pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:16pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:40am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:10am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:29pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:37am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:11pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:32am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:39pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:42pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:42am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:21pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:02pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:13am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:32am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:22pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:38am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:49am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:42am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:16am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:49am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:51am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:45am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:17pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 May @ 1:29pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:42am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:00pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:06pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:40pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:12am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:05pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:17am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:42am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:59pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 10:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:41am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:44am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:41pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:45am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:38am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 5:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:08am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:20pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked