The sunglasses this man gifted me have honestly saved my marriage. When I wear them I feel sexy and confident. My wife lets me wear them in the bedroom once a month. We sexual role-play a character named "Max Blade". He's biking across the country to find the man who assassinated his wife ten years ago. He's an expert love-maker but he lives life on the edge and still loves his dead wife so that's why sometimes he comes too fast, because he's thinking of his wife, Who was assassinated. He can't do woman-on-top because it reminds him of his assassinated Wife

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natur order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

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Although there is some debate as to the contents of a "true" Cuban sandwich, most are generally agreed upon. The traditional Cuban sandwich starts with Cuban bread. The loaf is sliced into lengths of 8–12 inches (20–30 cm), lightly buttered or brushed with olive oil on the crust, and cut in half horizontally. A coat of yellow mustard is spread on the bread and the meats are added in layers: roast pork (Pernil or sometimes marinated in mojo),[21] glazed ham, and salami. Swiss cheese and thinly sliced dill pickles complete the traditional ingredients.[13]

So guys, I got banned on r/tf2 and I don't know why, so I'm posting this here. But anyways guys, they should add a sex taunt to TF2. It would work like Rock Paper Scissors, or Square Dance, where you need two people for it to work, then two mercs would start having sex. you could add different animations with the different mercs, like Scout has to slightly climb on top of Heavy because he's so large (if Scout is the top). You could also add an achievement called cheater, where if someone with the engagement ring item, has sex with someone who doesn't have the same item, they get the achievement. You could also add a pregnancy mechanic, where a class can get pregnant, then when they are ready, someone playing medic can help the pregnant player give birth. Maybe when they give birth it could summon a baby class from Meet The Pyro to help the team, or it could become a cosmetic reward, and it would be like ballonicorn for example. Anyways, I think Vavle should add this.

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