22nd - 23rd August 2015
Went on a free trip to London on a two day trip to fill in an extra space as my brother couldn't attend the Elvis O2 exhibition with my other relatives and I have come to a sound opinion.

London is without a doubt THE WORST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT I HAVE EVER BEEN TO! Traffic is ridiculous, navigating to places takes a millenium, ♥♥♥♥ all public toilets in sight, Hyde park was a scorching inferno, the price of stuff is an absolute rip off, people always in the bloody way, bugger all shops within small walking distance, barely any supermarkets etc etc.

On the plus side I did get to see Big Ben and the Elvis exhibition was good even though I'm not a fan as I was only there to make sure the ticket didn't go to waste, as for the O2 arena itself I was not impressed. At all.

When I first heard that there was something like 20 shops I was like "Finally! A place where I could actually buy a souvenir or something from." but NOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY WERE PRACTICALLY ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOOD SHOPS! Would it kill somebody to open a place that * Gasps * DOESN'T SELL FOOD? * Ba-dum tsh! *

To top it all off I couldn't sleep at all and have been awake for over 50 hours now closing in on 60.

My rating of London: 0/10

Author: An extremely tired and pissed off man