Последние обзоры Felixinius

Tencent overlord: *kicks down Overkill door like he owns the place*

Almir Listo, after pooping his own pants: "WHAT IS THIS?? ANOTHER SWAT RAID? NOT AGAIN!!"

Tencent: "Shut up you sweden pig, i OWN you now! *throws huge bag of money*"

Almir: "B-b-but oh my god YES IMAGINE SO MANY CHEESE ON A TOAST I CAN BUY WITH THIS"

Tencent: "Yes now add epic game thing into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game"

Almir: "YES! OF COURSE YES!"

Last common senseful dev from overkill: "But Almir-san this will break the game"

Tencent: "I dont care! put epic thing into game!" *throws another bag of money*"

*almir jizz on his pants just from imagining how many cheese on a toast he can buy now while the liquid ♥♥♥♥ still drips off his pants as a vile gross cocktail*

Mods: AAAAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG FIXED

Sidejobs progression: AAAAA I'M DYING SOMEONE DROP A MEDIC BAG FIXED

Linux support: HEY DALLAS COME HELP ME UP

Daily Safehouse Raid, that used steam service clock and they forgot to fix for Epic games, very epic you see: CAN ANYBODY SPARE A MEDIC BAG?

P2P connection that would keep the game alive forever, now struck by epic games live service and will be killed once they feel like to kill it:
ARGH! I'M HURT, ANYBODY GOT A MEDIC BAG??

Steam friend system, where you could easily find the last people you played with, either to add as friend or to block:
AGH... I'M NOT DOING TOO WELL, COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A MEDIC BAG??

Community: THE WHOLE GAME IS IN A PICKLE!!!

REST IN PIECE, you magnificent bastard. I played over 5000 long hours of you, since bloody 2014, loved every minute of it, but unfortunately the company overlords are always like this nowadays: Things are sold as a service, and once they dont feel like keeping it up, it's gonna be removed from you, even if you paid for it. The same happened with Assassin's Creed and other Ubisoft titles, the same will happen to Payday 2.

The worse part is: If they didnt fall unto GREED, we could have Payday 2 forever.

Do you like point and click games?

Yes? Then play THESE first, on the exact order as they are shown. They are all free except for Rusty Lake Hotel:
http://www.rustylake.com/apps/

When you get to the Rusty Lake Hotel one, if you have enjoyed your experience so far, then just buy it. If you disliked, then don't. The series are like a whole story and this one is just a paid one because a little more effort was put into it.

Oh, and don't worry. This one ain't "nightmarish" as the others. No jumpscares at all. It does deal with a bit of dark themes, though. As every Rusty Lake game.

Jogo sensacional!

- VS Fighting 3D com estilo único de gimmicks e combos, variando apenas o golpe característico do personagem, ou seja, se voce aprender a dominar um personagem, domina praticamente todos. Raras exceções tem leves diferenças.

- Mesmo com gráficos lindos, a engine é bem trabalhada e roda bem em pc mais modestos, desde que dentro da minima. Se notar que o jogo tá "demorando" pra responder alguns comandos seus, mexa nos gráficos, vai melhorar.

- Todas as sagas! Santuário, Asgard, Poseidon e Hades. E ainda tem um modo especial de cavaleiros de ouro com armaduras divinas, provavelmente por causa de Soul of Gold.

- Dublagem em português brasileiro! Hermes e Gilberto Baroli, Elcio Sodré e muitos outros que amamos estão com suas vozes aqui! Algumas falas são meio... estranhas, pausadas e etc, e o lip syncing falha bastante. Mas se voce for capaz de ignorar isso, o jogo é bem divertido. Se isso te incomodar, deixe a dublagem japonesa / americana e bote legendas em pt-br se quiser.

- História fiel a detalhes. Várias coisas são "puladas" (e ainda bem) e certas partes das cutscenes são baseadas no anime, e outras no mangá. Você vai se divertir mais se tiver visto ambos. Coisas especificas são mantidas, por exemplo, os cavaleiros de ouro que usam capacete e os que nao usam, porem tem opção de desbloquear outras versões.

- Variação no combate do personagem de acordo com o traje. Shun sem armadura por exemplo, dá preferencia a ataques de nebulosa do que de correntes.

- Ikki continua tão OP quanto no desenho / mangá.

- Shaka também.

- Diversão. Pra alguns personagens que nunca tiveram muitas falas de luta, nota-se que os dubladores se divertiram, por exemplo, quando o Mu bloqueia um ataque, ele fala: NÃO COSPE EM MIM!

Overall, dou um solido 9.5/10. Faltou só um trabalho melhor no lip syncing e outras bobagens bestas visuais como clipping de modelos bem de leve.

Sim, ele vale os 80 reais da sale.
E sim, ele vale os 160 reais fora da sale.

Take this game without any prescription! This is a Retro-art bullet hell with a simple yet cool story: You're a princess who just graduated from healing magic school and you descend to a place called Hurtland and start to heal people, animals, mythological creatures and even Dark lords in a bullet hell combat style.

Pros:
- It has a very nice difficult increase curve, neither too much neither too little;
- Has 3 difficult settings And a joke difficulty if you hold the RIGHT arrow key during difficulty selection;
- A nice variety of enemies, each one with its specific gimmick;
- Has its fair share of secrets, the best stats possible to finish the game are 80 hearts, 6 power, 5 multi, 10 regen and 10 flasks, try getting them all, any difficulty.
- You can marry anyone by the end, even an empty chest;
- Charming soundtrack!

Cons:
- Very short once you get used to it
- Screenshots are buggy
- Due to the limitations from the engine this was made on, there won't be achievements
- Cards were planned but not implemented because it seems steam won't let they add cards to free games even though there are some free games floating around with card drops.

I wish i've seen this before. a Zelda-like Action RPG, made in one of my favourite engines of all time.

The game "feels" good. It made me feel like playing Twilight Princess, but on PC.

The combat might be a little challenging at the beginning, the target system seemed kinda buggy to me and after some practice, i noticed i could handle enemies better without targeting them. It works fine when you have just one enemy left, though.

Also, i highly recommend changing your "Evade" key (alt) for Middle mouse button. It just feels better for some reason, i can react faster that way.

The game is fairly playable and even enjoyable even though i had a very low FPS in my computer, even with minimal settings, Maybe it's just because i have an old computer, but other source games run fine here. I wish there was an option to disable sunlights.

The enviroment is nice. I specially loved the caves and the grandpa puzzle area. Nice work.

The characters and NPC are well made as well. Although some of their dialog artworks could be a little better. Their eyes specially.

Now the game wont let me play past the Sword in the middle of the forest with grandpa's voice. I get this error everytime:
CUtlStreamBuffer::Close() Write (null) failed 31362 != 76695.

Not sure if it's a bug or something on my computer. I'll google about it later after i'm done with some work but if anyone knows how to fix this, i'd be glad if you could tell me.

tl;dr: The game is good enough to enjoy already, but still need to be worked on. If you're unsure if you should use your money on this, i suggest adding to your wishlist and following. If you do like Zelda games in other hand, i suggest getting it now.

I love Rogue A.I. games, specially when it envolves logic puzzles. Was actually waiting for this to be released.

• 4th wall breaking, everywhere
  
  
• Puzzles, some of them actually took me a while to solve
  
  
• Stuff that seemed obvious at first take a wild turn and catch you off guard
  
  
• Secrets! Loved hunting for tickets.
  
  
• Watch the game mock me around
  
  
• "Act select" option in the menu to help you check the stages again without having to clear your data
  
  
• ASMODEUS ACTUALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I LOVE IT. Thanks for that experience! Not many games do that!

• Too short. Yeah. It was a very good experience, i wish there was more to it. But consider this more of a compliment. I finished the game and i still wanted more.
  
  
• Dealing with my friends being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complaining about i "shouldn't play" a happy pony game but they can't even stop eating their back of ♥♥♥♥♥ to watch the actual trailer of the game.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Also I'm sorry h0peles$0uL, but i'm not uninstalling this. I hope you understand.
  
  h0peles$0uL is also a secret boss. Shh.

• Has portals
  
  
• Has cubes, silly-looking turrets and BIRDS
  
  
• Has the all-time everyone's favorite Rogue A.I. kindly asking you to die
  
  
• Has a dumbass A.I. who screws things up
  
  
• It was the last Valve's single player game, from their golden era
  
  
• Easter eggs is a silly word to actually describe the hidden stuff around this game and even franchise
  
  
• You learn to use your brain for once or you can either go to youtube. Dont feel sad tho, most people do. At least try to solve it yourself first, please.
  
  
• Has co-op where you can easily scream at your friend whenever they kill you or either laugh together or lure them into a trap and kill they too.
  
  
• Also it has hats and taunts. I bet the TF2 team got their hands on their code while the original team was busy studying combustible lemon science.
  
  
• You can develop your own puzzles on a friendly interface that doesn't crash so often at least. Yes Hammer, i'm looking at you.
  
  
• IT HAS CAVE JOHNSON, THE ONLY KNOWN PERSON THAT MANAGED TO GIVE AN 0RGASM TO A POTATO JUST BY YELLING

• If you hate/dislike puzzles in general, you just want quick action, i recommend getting TF2 or CS:GO instead. They are also Valve Games, made in the same engine Portal was made on.
  
  
• If you dislike single-player isolation experiences. Although this game does have a set of characters, narrators, it does tend to leave you "by your own" in a somewhat quiet and lonely enviroment. Just like some people enjoy being left in peace, including myself, some other people feel reaaally bothered by that, so if you're one of them, consider watching a video of the first levels before buying it.
  
  
• If you are EASILY bothered by repetitive tasks. Although this game does its best to give you a somewhat new experience on each level, it might get "old" quick for some people. Like i said before, watch a video before buying it.
  
  
• If you are REALLY, but REEEEAAALLLY prone to motion sickness. Sometimes you put portals around in an incorrect placement and you tend to FLIP AROUND when you go through them. Some people get easily sick of that. But i swear it's NOT THAT BAD as some other motion sickness games. If you're not a person to easily throw up with any kind of quick movement, then watch a video, give it a whril. Remember that you can refund games if played for less than 2hours.
  
  
• I honestly don't know why else someone would not buy this.

Amazing! Can't wait for the pencils DLC.