Recent reviews by AGENT COOPER

Not bad for a friendly fire bullethell

Deacon, go there.
Deacon, come here.
Deacon, pay my debt.
Deacon help me.

Deacon how are you? no one says.
How can we help your fellow Deacon? no one says.
No one is asking how our brother Deacon can reach his wife and how we can help her.

Despite this, the game is very entertaining. The story is manageable in my opinion. Honestly, it didn't have much of an exaggerated story. I even called it nonsense in some parts of the story. The game is very well optimized. You play smoothly and fluently. I wish everyone a good time in advance.

When the Microids got the negative stuff by the release days - they was admitted that this game is really bad...I played this "old" remastered version and original, ofc. It was like i'm playing Cyberbug or soulless Definitive GTA, yeah, it was bad, very bad. But guys made the remaster of the remaster! Can't say that it's a brilliant game (especially the AI), but i like this. Few bugs and slothy AI. Good graphics, original story, take the hardest difficulty and you can get a satisfaction with this game

Everything is bad...physics, textures, characters...Playing this piece of nostalgy only for the achievements. Guys with positive reviews, are you ok? We can't buy the vanilla trilogy (Steam version is not the best, but nevermind). AI is so bad (physics changed, but i think they DGAF about it, so AI stucking in buildings, walls, e.t.c.)
It's not worth it :(

Because of: bad physics, bad peds and traffic behavours, strange glitches and low car hp, sometimes you can give yoursefl a rest, you need this, man.
What is good in this game: things, that programmers from GSG can't change: missions, radio, guns, atmosphere (hmm)...
So, if you want to feeeel the new wave of Rockstar, here we are, end of the line!

Fast and Brutal, gg!

Get the MAME and play the arcade for free...It's not worth it

Not bad, but a bit laggy

So, briefly about the cons:
1. There is no optimization in the game - on relatively powerful hardware, the drawdown is 30 frames per second;
2. Correspondence in the mask is also a jamb - the GG can see the door (respectively, no immersion in observation with the locked door in the pantry);
3. Animation is local, for example, on a dying cultist on an endless staircase, the cultists do not have facial expressions (the developers covered everything "felegance" with crooked masks, but some of them have closed lips when talking, somehow carelessly);
4. GG, as a ♥♥♥♥♥, must always hide from someone or run away from anmesia, but we immediately save or how;
5. Random bugs with the death of GG from scratch;
6. There is nothing to say about erotica: either an uprising from conversion, or a blunder done;
7. The whole horror is found in a couple of screamers and the sounds of a fist hitting the piano, and these sounds often work quite crookedly
8. Enemies-monsters have an auto-detect MH, that is, they follow your path without any doubt, which also does not add points.
As for the advantages, I will only note a non-trivial plot and at the very beginning of the game there are chips with disappearing objects / changing interior. SPOILER: the forecast is generally the weakest in the game, since either the wife at the beginning of the game feels bad there and she helps him get into the mansion, then at the end of the game she realizes that she really enjoys hanging out here, after being persuaded to leave, she herself learns arson, logic in actions there is no. Well, postscript
So I do not advise and do not recommend, take it strictly at a discount at your own peril and risk

What a mess!
Boring -_-