this guy's a beast!!! He can squat more than 200 kg and drink a six-pack of Guru in a single day!

⛔️🚫let me scare you quickly: 😬😱walking🚶, running🏃🏼‍♀️, sunlight☀️, going outside🚞, Gym🏋️‍♀️, salad🥗,vegetables🍆... 😈👻👻 🔥now let me please you💦😩: hamburger 🍔, double wide 🍔🍔, triple wide🍔🍔🍔😏, bacon🥓🥰, chocolate🍫🍩, sugar🍭, fatness🫃🏻, being lazy🥱, being dirty🚫🚿...

think yu the ♥♥♥♥? yu not even the fart

think yu the ♥♥♥♥? yu not even the fart

My mum (82F) told me (20M) to spam some copypastas (16) but I (20M) was too busy baiting in ranked (4 kills) so I (20M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She died, and I (20M) went to prison (18 years). Reddit, AITA?

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.