Yesterday, I was browsing through photos of the holy land (Japan) on my phone, and I stumbled upon an image of a Shinto shrine. But something felt amiss. It bore an uncanny resemblance to the Hakurei shrine! A realization struck me like a spell card in Gensokyo – Shintoism had shamelessly pilfered the brilliant designs of Zun-Sama and created their own inferior copy. What's more, they didn't even credit the Great ZUN for his inspiration. They believed they were clever, even going as far as to manipulate time to make it seem like they were the true creators of shrines, deities, and Youkai. But with my boundless intellect, I know the original creator. I hastily gathered some Spell Cards(energie drinks and chicken tendies), empowering them with my resolve, and transitioned from focused shots on my mobility scooter to accelerate its speed. Off I went to the nearest Shinto shrine!

Confronting a priest, I demanded that they acknowledge Zun's unparalleled creativity and give him due credit. But this priest had the audacity to call me insane! They even asserted that Shintoism predates Zun's work. I tried to counter, explaining their tampering with time, but the priest dismissed me. Consumed by rage and realizing the priest's involvement in this travesty, I knew what had to be done. I activated my first spell card, the "Cry of Banshee," inflicting damage on all around me. The priest attempted to push me, but how could a mere priest outduel me in a Danmaku battle? His fatal mistake was coming too close, entering the range of my Pestilence Aura, a passive ability dealing damage to those in proximity. As he gasped for breath, he recoiled in horror at my power, exclaiming, "You smell like absolute..." or "I'm going to be sick." Desperately, he tried to purify himself with holy magic, but it was too late. In that window of opportunity, I cast my "Divine Spell Card" (Steel Rampage), running him over with my mobility scooter, defeating him in a single move. Onlookers were awestruck by my display of force and quickly retreated, some calling for assistance. Satisfied with my triumph, I headed to my lair to meditate on the magnificence of Zun-Sama.

However, it appeared that the priest had comrades. Two late-stage beings, known as "police officers," akin to the Scarlet Police – another shameless imitation. They sought to capture and penalize me. I defended my actions, explaining that Shintoism had desecrated a sacred work like Touhou, and I needed to seek vengeance. But they remained obstinate. Then came the remark that still boils my blood to this day: "Isn't it Touhou that weird anime ♥♥♥♥?" That was the breaking point. I felt an overwhelming surge of rage, akin to a volcano erupting. How dare they?! They could insult me with names like "fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥," "loser," and "anime fan," but to disrespect Touhou was beyond tolerance. I unleashed another war cry, using my spell card "Cry of Banshee" and expanded my Pestilence Aura by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants. I reached into my pants, grabbing handfuls of my toxic fireballs, my bomb attack, and began launching them. One officer managed to dodge, but the other was less fortunate, "dear god it burns! it's in my mouth!? It's in my mouth!? his screams of agony filling the air. The second officer, seeing his comrade in torment, urgently called for reinforcements. There, I cast my Spell Card (Steel Rampage), but I made a fateful error. Some of the toxic fireballs entered the wheels of my mobility scooter, causing me to slip and fall. Deprived of my scooter, my movement slowed to a crawl, and I lay on the unforgiving pavement, realizing I had been defeated, it was game over for me, and I was out of continues.

The officers arrested me, necessitating a special magical item known as a forklift to apprehend me. They confined me to a place called "Prison" for a day, releasing me due to their belief that I was "mentally impaired." Now, here I am in my haven, weeping. I've come to a grim realization. Touhou fans are an oppressed community. Zun's hard work has been stolen, and when I sought justice, I was met with harsh rejection. We shall no longer suffer in silence! We must expose the mistreatment and oppression of Touhou fans. Society shall no longer victimize us!