𝐻𝑒𝑦. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑛𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒? 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑑... 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑑.. 𝑌𝑒𝑝, 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒; 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒. DAMN my pride! ＤＡＭＮ ＭＹ ＨＵＢＲＩＳ！

It's okay, it's okay, I'm okay. So you wanna know what happened, huh? Well, it was a night much like tonight. I mean, it was tonight. I'm sorry, I've lost a lot of blood. Yes, it was a night that was tonight. I was out, flaunting my ♥♥♥♥ about, shaking my little ass on the dancefloor.

Anyway, I could tell right away that I had eyes on me, but they weren't the eyes of the beautiful babes that I was after - they were all their disgusting boyfriends. It was only the jealous has-beens and deluded nobodies, and they looked at me with great envy. They saw me in my element. They saw my beautiful, youthful ｅｘｕｂｅｒａｎｃｅ. And they wanted it, they wanted it.. they wanted it for themselves. My ᵉˣᵘᵇᵉʳᵃⁿᶜᵉ.

And they started to close in on me, they wanted my MEAT; they wanted a ME sandwich. They wanted my essence. And there were 20 of them, and they were coming down on me, HARD. and I had no choice. I pulled my switch, and I start stabbin' em. I stab. And I had to keep stabbin', I stab, and I had to keep slicing, I had to keep guttin'.

...

Well I put about 10 of them down, and I looked at the pile growin' in front of me and I said, "𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ." And I turn the knife on myself... Two stabs.. *ˢᵗᵃᵇ ˢᵗᵃᵇ* right there.

The rest of the men stopped, and you know what I did then? I went behind the bar, got me about 10 shot glasses, and I filled em up! ..With the fountain of my beautiful, youthful, 𝑒𝑥𝑢𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑡 blood.. And I doled em out baby! I doled em out! 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑐'𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒? 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑛𝑒! 𝑊𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑠-𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑚! 𝐶'𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠. 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑚 𝑜𝑢𝑡! 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛!

And I tell ya, let me tell ya something else, I was damned drunk, so my blood had a very high BACABV BC the ABVBAC the AVBBAC of my blood was very high, so everyone else was getting damned drunk too, including me! 'Cuz I was drinkin' it, and - I'm damned drunk right now!