Mad Quax | The Pond Warrior
Kentucky, United States
 
 
“My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted pond. But most of all, I remember the Pond Warrior. The man we called “Quax”.
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ExistentialHeretic666 10 Jan, 2017 @ 8:59pm 
Boy:No
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
Yucky ⁧⁧ Ƭucky ☺ 29 Oct, 2016 @ 10:02pm 
🔥👟👟🔥 Soap Lyfe 🔥👟👟🔥
Yucky ⁧⁧ Ƭucky ☺ 18 Oct, 2016 @ 8:33pm 
This song saved my life. I had it set as my ringtone when I was on a date with a guy who attacked me. My best friend called me, the guy thought it was an alarm or siren of some form and it gave me enough time to get away. I love this song anyways, but it will always have a special place in my heart because of it.
Yucky ⁧⁧ Ƭucky ☺ 14 Jul, 2016 @ 10:40am 
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Mad Quax | The Pond Warrior 18 Jun, 2016 @ 7:08pm 
You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that was made by some edgy ♥♥♥♥ in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o ♥♥♥♥ waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art.
crustyjusty 18 Jun, 2016 @ 3:33pm 
I had my most intense orgasm while listening to this song. I clearly remember ejaculating for over two hours. I had taken acid and my trip took me to a place where four horny girls wanted me to ring their bells. I obviously gave it my best shot and when I came back down to earth, I was covered in semen. When I say covered I mean soaked, I must have ejaculated over a pint. My testicles were sore for over a week after that trip. Even now when I hear this song, I stiffen up, happy days. Namaste.