Recent reviews by Plump Lady Lips

- Spawn as Chester Schneider a pacifist burglar
- Loot the bar for bleach, alcohol, sleeping pills and a weapon
- Survive a day by looting nearby houses
- Run into a horde while trying to break into a house
- Horde sees me and chase me
- No escape so I run into an open house and hide
- No use, horde saw me
- Drinks bleach, take sleeping pills and wine
- Makes last stand
- Only 2 Zombies saw me
- Dies of an Overdose

Got destroyed in 1 Turn because I don't understand anything beyond GX

Holy **** what did they do to this game? I like a lot of people played it during the free weekend, and even then 1 hour is enough, never again. Go play any other battlefield game (yes even Hardline is better than this), Hell go play Vanguard, that's probably better than this god awful mess

Revenant go Brrrrrrrrrr

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- Create Character
- Spawn In
- Make Workbench and Start crafting a house
- Get Killed by falling tree while farming for wood
10/10

Don't read the endgame chat

Is good yis

Great game, short but excellent if you enjoy The Stanley Parable. Can't wait for more.

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