your name is better bro.

I sexually Identify as a refrigerator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing proud in the kitchen cooling products such as milk, vegetables and alcoholic beverages. People say to me that a person being a fridge is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a functioning fridge freezer, a knob that allows you to adjust my temperature and an additional feature that lets me dispense ice for drinks on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Siemens” and respect my right to cool your foodstuffs and have a pointless smart-device that allows you to tweet from me for some reason. If you can’t accept me you’re a "refrigaphobe" and need to check your kitchen product privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cory in the House. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the inner machinations of Cory's mind most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Cory’s bonehand, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hentai literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cory in the House truly ARE idiots-of course they wouldn’t appreciate the humor in Cory’s existential catchphrase “I'm just trying to prove a point,” which itself is a cryptic reference to War and Peace. I’m smirking just imagining those simpletons scratching their heads as Disney-san’s genius plays on their television screens. What fools..I pity them

+rep very friendly

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