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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 5:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:44am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:28am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:22am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:29pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:21am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:32am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:22am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:01am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:50am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 May @ 3:50pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:48pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:04pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 6:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:29am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 5:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 4:55pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:52am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 11:36am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:48am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:39am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:38pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:43am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 5:49pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 7:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:34am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:36am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:36am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:36am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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