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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:12pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:38pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:38pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:51pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:48pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:19am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:49pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:12pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:21pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:12pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:30pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:12pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:55pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:02pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:33pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:25pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:26pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:05pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:21pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:04pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:07pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:13pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:14pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:15pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:03pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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