Recent reviews by thegodofalpaca

After the expansion and new update, this is finally the game we all have been waiting for. One of the best out there currently. Must play

A nice game to kill some time

i clicked two buttons while playing this, W and left click.

Text is too crude and small that i cant be bothered to read it. i cant enjoy this type of game

Creepier and sometimes more disgusting than i expected it would be.

Faster, more brutal, more mechanic, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story and even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bugs. More mechanic doesnt equal Better game. it's like techland just stops trying.
i dropped a Composite bow, costs 27k on the floor, cant pick it up anymore bcs a cloth is in the way. i arrived at base no trader at all, just 2 workshops. And most importantly, every loot in the box disappears when u pick up just one amongst them (this stays true for Airdrops, chest boxs, trunks, and many more with the exception of Inhibitor chests.)"

Don't worry. I have a review! But you gotta HAVE SOME FAITH!

A game where opponent's turn never ends and your turn will come probably after you've finished watching a Documentary. When its actually your turn to play, the opponent pulls out the nope card and the other nope card and now you will look at them play again as you shower, cook, clean and took a 30 min nap.

10hr gameplay: 1hr of solo, 2 hour of doing gacha draws and 7 hour of waiting my opponents to finish their turn to the point that the match aint worth it and i surrender.

in short, a good game.

Abigail, best girl.

SPACE FARMING SIMULATOR but cooler