Making a toilet levitate is easy, all you need to do is believe and have faith. First, clean your toilet thoroughly, inside and out. Then, sit down on the toilet, close your eyes, and focus your mind. Visualize the toilet levitating and imagine yourself floating above the floor.

Next, stand up and take a deep breath, then extend your arms in front of you and point at the toilet. Chant the following incantation three times: "Toilet levitate, rise into the air."

Finally, clap your hands three times and the toilet will instantly levitate, soaring into the air and defying the laws of gravity. Just remember to hold on tight, because this ride is sure to be wild and unforgettable.

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Goodbye Playboi Carti

Hey guys, I just wanted to thank you for all the great memories we’ve shared during my time as a Playboi Carti fan. Unfortunately, I just recently lost my virginity and am therefore no longer qualified to be a fan of this artist. I will miss this community and it’s music greatly

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