Recent reviews by HAHA funny fish hat (DG)

**Primeira review:**
2 parties perdidas, mais de 16h de jogo e ainda não tenho uma galera forte o bastante pra derrotar o Necromante.
Esse jogo é um RPG de Turno tático que não te perdoa, mas secretamente é Farmville. Pq vc precisa refazer missão atrás de missão ganhando migalhas pra lentamente progredir a sua turma pra TER uma chance de vencer, daí o a Aleatoriedade (RNG) come seu rabo.
Se vc quer um jogo difícil, jogue Dark Souls. Você pelo menos tem uma sensação de progresso e vai ficando mais forte enfrentando gente difícil, mas não se sente estancado pq o jogo ama te ferrar.
Se você GOSTA de RPGs de turno difíceis, e com muitas interatividades, talvez você goste. Conheço mt gente que gosta do jogo e eu me divirto assistindo. Mas pra mim, é só assistindo mesmo.

**Segunda Review**: Você vai odiar, e vai continuar voltando.

Se vc tem algum pingo de crença de que pode gostar desse jogo (Ação + Tático praticamente só boss fight) então pegue O BASE + ICEBORNE! Pq pegar os 2 separados dá muita diferença de preço!

Mas pra curtir e aproveitar mesmo o jogo, jogue só o base! Ignore o Iceborne por um tempo. Dá pra render MUITAS e MUITAS horas!

O gameplay é um pouco lento, mas cresce em vc, é desafiador, não dá pra ficar spammando. Os gráficos são bonitos, as vozes boas, a música é incrível, os eventos de Collab bem legais. A única coisa meio meh e a história q não é tão profunda. Ah os dragão tão cruzando o mundo e é isso aí.

Ainda assim 9,5 de 10! Nem joguei Iceborne e já passei 300h. Se vc rushar a campanha só pra zerar vai dar provavelmente mais de 20 pq vc provavelmente vai falhar algumas missões. É desafiador!

É um jogo Pay To Win feito pra Zoomers. O HUD é brilhante até demais, cheio de alerta de epilepsia pq td brilha, td tem blur, os Menus são uma baderna.
Poluição visual e feito pra ficar abrindo pacotinho pra encher vc de dopamina pra te viciar e fazer vc querer gastar dinheiro. Uma porcaria.

It's Duelyst! A Chess and CCG crossover with lots of fun strategies! And this one has all cards available on the go!
It wasn't working on Steam and only on Browser, but now it's been fixed!

If you REALLY like Warband, you might like this. But honestly? I didn't. Why? Because there are a lot of improvements that other mods, such as Floris Evolved have that this one doesn't.
Going fora Tournament? Get ready for RNG and get a bad set of weapons.
If you play in Story mode, your first weapon is a dagger which cannot block and NOTHING alters the starting weapon, only in Sandbox mode, which is like the classic mode.
Everything here is far more expensive, yet making money is slower.
Leveling is slower and battles give way too little XP.
The Arrows that you throw are near invisible so it's awful to aim and lead.
I didn't feel like after many hours and with troops of just 30 I had as much fun as I'd have with Warband with the same amount of time. Keep in mind it was on Normal only.

This game needs a serious remake. Not Remaster. Remake. If just a remaster, then fix the horrible camera that turns by itself and the RTS part which isn't super fun.
If they ever Remake, get rid of RTS or make some major improvements like real advantages over some units to others, map layout and unit placement, and maybe overall better movement speed so that RTS matches finish faster. The hack and slash also needs better combos. But if this game was remade with next gen graphics and overall improvements, it would be great!
As it is, it's good, but dated, really weird camera and even weirder combat. But overall, still decent.

This is a less grindier version of Professional Fishing, which is basically an Inferior Fishing Planet.
Inferior because the gear is much grindier and in Fishing Planet there are lots of gear for all levels, meanwhile here you only get some gear every 2 or 3 levels, so it gets boring faster.

However as a time killer it is not too bad. The main reason I liked this even tho I still prefer Fishing Planet is that you have to control reel a bit more careful to not break line, something Fishing Planet doesnt have if you have the setup properly because the AI stops reeling for you even if you press button, that is lame. But not on this game!

Recommend only on Sale, or try Professional Fishing which is free, and it's on mobile, too. However, Fishing Planet is still less grindier and fun, albeit with gameplay a bit easier.

Expectation: Cool dragon vs dragon game with great graphics.

Reality: The gameplay is a simpler version of ACE Online PvP, but with great dragon graphics. Also apart from skills, everyone has the same attacks, kinda lame.

Sort of recommend??

If you don't have Dark Souls 1 on PC, you should get this. If you have Prepare to Die and want to play PvP, I am not so sure. It's not that it doesn't have active players, but the PvP is MinMax sweaty nerds lagstabbing left and right! Also, a lot of improvements over Remastered could have been done, but weren't. Game is almost uglier than Prepare to Die!

Dark Souls is a challenging game, not as hard as people say, but there is a certain amount of BS and cheese at moments, and the hitboxes are not great.

This is honestly a 6/10 once your nostalgia goggles are worn off. DS2 is 7/10 and DS3 is 8/10.

PLEASE RE-RELEASE SEGA MARINE FISHING!