Did DMT back in '09, fried me pretty good. Been able to intercept the satellite transmission of every NFL game with my mind, ever since. Beams the images straight into my head, HD quality too. Only problem is that all the commercial breaks are just a still image of me and my wife and children, all naked and crucified on a hill overlooking a lake of burning oil. {shrugs shoulders} But what are you gonna do. It's football.

! ! ! ATTENTION 2011 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2010 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2009 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2008 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

one day... one day i will land the kiling blow... you better get ready kid. you come onto MY GARRYS MOD SERVER and FAILRP????? i do not think you know what this means.. First I will beat you at every game. i will kil you in rainbow six... then i will DESTROY you in csgo... even the games you try to keep secrett... huniepop i will defeet you in this too. i will then come to YOUR HOUSe and swipe your legs swiftly with my scottish claymore, you will beg for mercy and writhe on the ground and it will not come... I will pull out my dagger and perform the chinese 凌遲, slowly cutting you in unfathable pain. then i will leeve your house. but just as hope returns to your pathetic smoothe brain i will return with my japanse tanto knife and make you the honor of comit ritual seppuko. you will die knowing nothing but the pane of your mistakes... you have 72 hours to prepare...