+rep

And you did a damn fine job leading us to victory Sgt.

Probably Homiesexual

-rep likes weezer

I sexually identify as a Dell Optiplex G620 Tower computer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of computing complex math equations and turning them into pictures on a monitor for some sweat nerd nerd to jerk off over. People say to me that a person being a computer is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install copper heatsinks, circuits and an Intel i7 7700k on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Dell" and respect my right to process and process a lot. If you can't accept me you're a PCphobe and need to check your computer privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

thiccer than a bowl o' oatmeal