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7.0 hrs last two weeks / 47.9 hrs on record (40.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 24 Nov, 2022 @ 5:44pm
Updated: 2 Nov @ 11:49am

MANEATER:
Be blahaj! Eat fish! Eat PEOPLE! More protein! Eat! Crocodiles? Kill you as a baby. Adult you? Eat crocodiles for breakfast! More protein! Need minerals? More turtles! Watch out for straws in your turtle soup! The ocean is a soup! Oh god we're in a bowl of soup! Let's hope no giant spoons come down from the sky and scoop you up!
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