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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 66.3 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jun, 2015 @ 1:02am
Updated: 26 Jan, 2021 @ 12:12pm

I was Satan, lord of darkness, until I gave a hobo 781 bottles of water and became Jesus.

10/10 Morality is a cruel joke.
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14 Comments
Butch (Sаmps0n 0ption) 17 Dec, 2016 @ 1:46pm 
I ve totally love this great game
Herozen 15 Dec, 2015 @ 12:26pm 
I was Jesus, until i stole EVERY nuka-cola(including quantum) in the game. then i was the nuka-cola demon. then i donated half of all my scrap to Willson(i think?) in megaton, the other half to those ghouls, gave 30 purified water to the guy outside megaton, and turned in 96 thumbs to the regulators. then i was super-ultra-mega-giga-Jesus.i have over 250 bottles of nuka-cola, im suprised they weren't/aren't suspicious!

P.S: i like your review
(O.O) 28 Nov, 2015 @ 10:51pm 
XD
Colossal Sprout 2 Nov, 2015 @ 3:50pm 
Survived all those rads but drowned anyway?

Tragic, what a hero
OmnipotentNoodle 2 Nov, 2015 @ 3:30pm 
HOLY SHIT WHAMMY! THATS MESSED UP!!








The term hobo is very offensive...
Shelfless Elf 2 Nov, 2015 @ 3:21pm 
The hobo drowned in front of me, I saw the life leave his eyes as I forced bottles of dirty water down his throat.
Colossal Sprout 2 Nov, 2015 @ 10:44am 
I want to know more about the hobo; what became of him? What did he do with the water?

(Disclaimer: I do realise he just asked for more water... there's no pleasing some people)
OmnipotentNoodle 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:18pm 
It also doesn't help that it resets your cursor to the center of the screen every time you talk to somebody, water begger not excluded.
OmnipotentNoodle 24 Oct, 2015 @ 11:07am 
Still tho
Shelfless Elf 24 Oct, 2015 @ 11:05am 
Well if you have a good enough trigger finger, its not too bad.