Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

Silly style

You ever be stroking yo ♥♥♥♥ all silly style then dad comes running in naked screaming 'and here comes dad from left field!!' he does a running jump lands ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ first on my ♥♥♥♥ penetration ♥♥♥ he laughs and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for cuming in another guy

I 16 female a few years back went on a camping trip with my family like we do every year and every year I bring a friend, we decided to go boating that day and my friend and I wanted to go tubing, and my grandma was not holding back, she flung us off the tube so fast that I did like 7 cartwheels over the water and the water shot up my ass at 90 miles per hour as I screamed "MY ASS!!!" And my family just laughed when I got to the boat I had to pull my swim bottoms to the side because I couldn't stop violently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my self, I hurt so back, my butt hole and I sides were cleaned out by dirty lake water, we had to end the boating trip earlier because I couldn't stop crying because of the pain, when I got back to the camper, I was screaming and crying while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself on the toilet and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was bleeding because of how hard the water shot up there.

idk if this counts as a sex story

I was just minding my own business, sitting on the counter, basking in the warm glow of the kitchen light. I was a perfect, ripe penis, ready to be enjoyed. Then, I felt it. A tiny prickling sensation on my skin. I looked down, and there they were: hundreds of ants, crawling all over me, their tiny mandibles nibbling away at my flesh. "Hey! What do you think you're doing?" I demanded, my voice a low rumble. The ants just ignored me, continuing their relentless feast. "This is an outrage!" I cried. "I'm a banana, not a buffet!" But the ants were undeterred. They swarmed over me, their numbers growing by the second. I felt my skin being eaten away, my insides being devoured. "I'll get you for this!" I vowed, my voice cracking with rage. "You'll regret the day you crossed me!" But the ants just laughed. "You're just a small on

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...