Serve Democracy, Spread Freedom - Join the Helldivers Today!

Listen up, recruits. I’ve fought on ice worlds, desert hellscapes, and places where the air smells like burnt metal and crushed dreams. I’ve accidentally stepped on more landmines than I can count (mainly because im f***ng blind). And let me tell you – there’s nothing like the sweet sound of calling in a stratagem that may or may not flatten your squad.

Sure, I’ve been shot, team killed, and trampled by beasts – but every time, I come back stronger. Mostly because I’m pretty sure they’re cloning me at this point. I see a lot of familiar faces at the respawn bay. Why? Because the only thing that truly dies out there is the enemies of democracy.

Liberty never sleeps, soldier. And neither do orbital cannons.

Benefits include:

-Frequent visits to alien-infested warzones!

-Death by teammates!

-A 98% chance of survival (if you remain in the dropship during deployment)!

-Health insurance? No, but there’s stims and reinforcements!

Serve Democracy, Spread Freedom - Join the Helldivers Today! Listen up, recruits. I’ve fought on ice worlds, desert hellscapes, and places where the air smells like burnt metal and crushed dreams. I’ve accidentally stepped on more landmines than I can count (mainly because im f***ng blind). And let me tell you – there’s nothing like the sweet sound of calling in a stratagem that may or may not flatten your squad. Sure, I’ve been shot, team killed, and trampled by beasts – but every time, I come back stronger. Mostly because I’m pretty sure they’re cloning me at this point. I see a lot of familiar faces at the respawn bay. Why? Because the only thing that truly dies out there is the enemies of democracy. Liberty never sleeps, soldier. And neither do orbital cannons. Benefits include: -Frequent visits to alien-infested warzones! -Death by teammates! -A 98% chance of survival (if you remain in the dropship during deployment)! -Health insurance? No, but there’s stims and reinforcements!