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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:13am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:56pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:55pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:51am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:48am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 6:40am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul @ 1:50pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:40pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:13pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 1:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:57pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:24am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 11:06am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:54pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 7:24am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:03am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 8:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 9:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:48am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:48am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:18pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:01am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:33am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 9:21am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 6:55am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:12am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May @ 8:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 7:18am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:43am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:41am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:48pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:01pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:50am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:24am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:24am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:29am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:59am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:29am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:23am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:34am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 11:17am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 8:50am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:03am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 2:36pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:39am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:52am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:31am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:15am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 3:25pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:11am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:41am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 12:50pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:27am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:09pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May @ 10:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:21am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:24am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:25am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:23am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:42pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:53am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:36am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:46am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:33am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:38am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:01am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:44am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:46pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:32pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:13am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:01pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 11:45am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:49am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:14am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:37am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:12am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:29am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:53am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:46am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:36pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:23am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:36am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 10:45am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:25am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:53pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:04am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:26am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:07pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:53am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:36pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:47pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 10:53am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:19pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 9:47am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:36pm