Kitaro Skill Table (out of 10)

Ability to finish döner bread and ayran in the mirror = 6.2

Ability not to step on wet bathroom slippers = 3

Ability to walk to a girl in every area = 0.3

Ability to send a guy's head to a squirrel = 1.1

Ability to blind even a guy in inferno by using bombs effectively = 8

Ability to not leave the other side's family by using communication properly = 3

Ability to draw a weapon after getting armor = 3.1 (S and his old friend J) very funny aq

Ability to drive Hayri Potır crazy =10

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Big Friend Left Me for 1 MILLION BILLION YEARS????? Hi, Chester (1.5M, dilute orange bug shouter). Today my Big Friend Miles (28NB, my best friend who live with) had to leave me for 1 MILLION BILLION YEARS. would say they Cloaca, but really Work is Cloaca because it make them do something called a "24-Hour-Shift" in "Hospital."
left alone with only Neighbor Vicki (Nice Lady who give me lots of extra Treats but don't tell Big Friend Miles) to Supervise. So Sad Chester!
want time to go Faster so see Big Friend Miles soon. Big Friend Miles tell me Cat Pictures and Cat Stories always make time go Faster, so decide to ask my Good Friends on here to send some to help it be less time until I see my Big Friend Miles again! Love, Chester.
EDIT: Big Friend Miles came Home!! was so excited had to slam my head into a chair several times and then lick their face! Right now Supervising them and Purring! Thanks for all your help!