Recent reviews by switchsurf

we need more games that are evil. games that hate you and your time and aren't afraid to ruin your day for no reason. this game WILL waste your time and WILL continuously screw you over and you WILL like it. (i did)

this game is like if duke nukem was woke and made for zoomers with a goldfish attention span, and this is a very high compliment.

this is what happens when you take 300 benadryls

Stellar metroidvania with the classic mechanics like mazelike platforming sections, a fun and unforgiving combat system, a metric ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of secrets and creative and tough bosses. As well as boasting absolutely gorgeous pixel artwork+animation the entire way through, a zealous medieval aesthetic I am a massive fan of with great character designs to boot.

Play god, and beat Lord Business at rock paper scissors.

THE tower defense game, and has the bonus point of being the only tower defense game I've played that has a solid freeplay mode

a game about helping someone

'Cuz the stars say so! Or maybe it's 'cuz of that drug business you're tied up in. Or all those people you killed. Or maybe we just like ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with ya. Me, personally, I like ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with ya.

This is the fighting game for people that are scared to play fighting games. It took a problem so inherit to the genre and removed it so completely and effortlessly, so now anyone can see what makes fighting games so good. All of the characters are fun and unique conglomerations of their archtypes, perfect for a game where perfection is so easy. This game is only five bucks, it's fantastic, play it now.

playing this game is like beating god to death with a comically large ham and bone while death metal music is playing in the background