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760.0 hrs on record
while this is a neat esport that has brought me good moments, it's the only game i can say that has taken those moments away.
i won't tell you to not try this game. however, i advise you to only play with friends and to stay away from the ranked grind because it's definitely not the game you want to spend over 750 hours on. the devs barely care about the community, which in turn is terribly toxic, and anyways this is a cash grab.
look, this game had an online chat where i saw both constructive feedback and insane roasts i had never seen before. it got taken away because of toxicity, but you tell me if the game is any less toxic now. (it's worse than cs2).
Posted 1 February.
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32.6 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
an insanely gratifying plataformer experience enhanced by one hell of a soundtrack.
a friend of mine listens to it, has never played the game. i think ima gift it to him lol
Posted 27 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
would be better if i hadn't lost my progress 2 times but yeah it's very fun
Posted 4 January. Last edited 4 January.
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2 people found this review funny
12.4 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
love. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO love this game SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD love WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE love I FEEL FOR the developer AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR this game. love. love.
Posted 2 January. Last edited 13 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
okay, take my review with a grain of salt as i'm only 60% through the game - i may update if there's something wrong in what i said.
but i just couldn't help but to write this.

if you like sudoku-like puzzles and/or similar logical puzzles you're going to love this. i swear i'm ascending to the heavens.
as far as i've seen, there are no trial and error puzzles. at least, not because of a lack of hints - there is always only one possible solution. the way i found best to enjoy the game is to never click on a shape until you're absolutely sure that color goes there - as in, do the trial an error by yourself; and when the game adds new mechanics, do not move on until you understand what the hint really means. when you do it, solving each puzzle is an extremely gratifying feeling, one that i haven't got in any other game - trust me in this one, i've playing many browser puzzles over the years.
it is, clearly, not for everyone - thinking thoroughly and patiently is required to enjoy it - but it is a crime not to try it.

//note that when i first downloaded it, i didn't really understand how the game works - i didn't understand that dots' positions inside the shape don't matter and adjacent means sharing one edge, not one corner. so if you decide to try keep that in mind.

and... for fleb:
thank you for this game, and the controls are also very creative. maybe... add workshop, or a way to create these puzzles? i'm not really sure if this is doable by modifying the game files themselves, sorry for that one.
i'm gonna go back at the think grind, so please do install and try.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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6.5 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
the tutorial finishes at "find friends to play with", doesn't teach me how. otherwise awesome game to play 9/10
Posted 4 July, 2024.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
it's a nice game to play with friends and other people, however
the friends: disconnected from match
other people: bots
you: disconnected from match
also wtf with the translations
Posted 1 June, 2024. Last edited 1 June, 2024.
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7.5 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
i was expecting pure comedy, but man
Posted 28 November, 2023.
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75.2 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
i now have an addiction to kill non-glowing creatures thanks to spore
Posted 16 November, 2023.
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